Saturday, May 30, 2009

Some Quotes

"My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That's how she learned how to swim. I said,
'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.' "
--Paula Poundstone

"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
--Paul Rodriguez

"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?"
Paul Merton.

"I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time."
Steven Wright

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